Terms of Service

By using [Your Store Name] , you agree to these terms — and to not holding us responsible if your baby uses a swaddle as a tug-of-war rope. (Honestly, we'd be impressed.)

1. You must be a human.
If you're a robot, please identify yourself — we might give you a discount for honesty.

2. Product use (sensible but with heart):

• Play Mats: For rolling, crawling, and discovering the world. Not for trampolines.

• Teethers: For chewing, not for launching across the room (though babies will test this).

• Quilt Covers: For sleeping and snuggling. Not for superhero capes (but we won't stop you).

• Lovies: For hugging, drooling, and emotional support. Not for tug-of-war with siblings.

• Swaddles: For sleeping. The fabric is breathable — but please don't test it as a parachute.

3. Pricing:
We try our best. If we make a mistake, we'll cancel the order and let you know. You can reorder — or send us a virtual wink. We can take it.

4. Your account:
Keep your password safe. Even from your partner — they might buy 10 teethers in colors you hate.

5. Copyright:

Our photos, designs, and words are ours. Please don't copy them. We worked on them during nap time.

6. Liability:
All our products are tested for safety. But if your baby uses a lovie as a lasso, that's on you. Always supervise.

7. Changes:
We may update these terms. We'll post the new version here. No, we won't email you — you have enough emails.

8. Governing law:
Laws of [Your State], USA. If we ever disagree, let's resolve it over a cup of tea — while our babies nap.

Click "buy" and you're agreeing. Now go lay that play mat out — adventure awaits